“Mailboxes, get your mailboxes here.”

“What on earth are you on about now?”

“Mailboxes, everyone needs one.”

“Right!”

Hey, you need a new mailbox, then check out cbu mailboxes, a wonderful line of the perfect receptacle for all your mailing needs. Commercial, residential the right mailbox for you. USPS approved and the company has been going strong since 1983. They carry a range of accessories such as address numbers and downloads about identity theft and expert advice.

So if you are in the market for any type of mailbox, then check out cbu mailboxes, right here in Washington State.

Went to Blockbuster to get some movies, candy and soda, we fancied a movie night.

Clerk was walking around with a customer trying to locate a movie. Woman was being snooty and looking down at the clerk. The movie she was looking for was found out of alphabetical sequence.

“Don’t you have someone to keep these movies in order?” She snapped at the clerk.

“Yes, but they soon get messed up again.”

This women just kept laying into the clerk. I am glad I do not work in this type of industry. I would have told the woman that if it was such a pain to her then she should spend sometime and rearrange the movies her bloody self.

People like that get my goat up.

Anyway we just watched Lonely Hearts starring John Travolta, a murder mystery based on a true story written and directed by the main character’s grandson. I also got 300 but Carolyn was not enamored with it.

“Well does it?”

“Yes, yes I think you now have an ass.”

“Cool.”

Got no rear?, pants always slipping down? Get yourself some padded panty action going on. I crap you not! Check that link and you too can be the proud owner of a more padded firmer rear end, just don’t put them on backwards.

I assume these are for those people who want to be more “bootylicious” or genuinely have no rear. Get a more curvy profile so to speak. There must be a market of these and I am guessing they are comfy to sit on for long periods.

They do personalized underwear too, “Dear, why does your thong say ‘Bob’ on them?”

“I thought it was a cool name for my box.”

Aside: Oh and I know here in the US you call an ass a fanny, but in the UK the fanny on a woman is around the front. We don’t call them fanny packs we call them bum bags.

Being English, when I first  got to the States I kept getting asked if I was Australian or from New Zealand and on one occasion Boston, go figure.

Does not happen that often now as my accent isn’t as strong. I’ve heard about Brits getting asked if they had met any of the Royal Family or the Beatles, but had not experienced this myself.

That is, until recently, in a store, talking to the cashier. Another customer asked if I was English. Then they asked if I had ever met the Queen. I must of been shocked as it took a few seconds to respond.

“Of course, I attended one of the Queen’s garden parties and quaffed Earl Grey tea while nibbling on cucumber sandwiches with my pinky finger in the air. Paul and Ringo jamming on the lawn while the Queen’s hubby, Phil the Greek cut a rug on the dance floor.”

“No, never even seen any of the Royal family in the flesh even from a distance,” I actually said. England is a relatively big place and never had much chance or even went out of my way to meet any of the monarchy.

Our good friends showed us their new steel storage shed they had built in the yard of their house. Their house is on the small side so they needed some extra storage space. I thought that looked cool and would be ideal for when the grand kids come around. I can let them in to play and then lock them in and go off to do my own thing.

Calm down I’m joking!

Anyhoo, if you’re in the market for some steel building then check out steel buildings. They can knock you up a steel structure of any size and for any purpose. Anything from a small shed or workshop to a full blown warehouse.

The good thing about getting the same bus every morning is the driver gets to know you. He expects you at your stop and if you’re running down the street a bit behind schedule, he’ll stop and pick you up.

Every so often they change the drivers, cannot remember the name they give the procedure but the drivers put in for the routes they want. The senior drivers get to pick and choose while the low drivers on the totem pole get the crap routes.

Way of the world brother!

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“Golf clubs!”

“Excuse me?”

“Golf clubs, check them out, golf clubs, some great golfing accessories and goodies for your fanatical golfer.”

Never personally been much into golf in any way. Never found the thought of walking the greens whacking the heck out of a little ball, churning up the green and crowning a few people with errant golf balls.

But if someone you know is into golf then check out The World of Golf site, loads of golfing goodness. Some interesting stuff, the ball “sweet spot” finder being one of them. I like the range finders in a gadget freak sort of way.

I met Carolyn after work to catch the bus home with her, as we walked to the bus stop I noticed a bil on the floor. I clocked it as a phony bill but Carolyn picked it up. It was a million dollar bill.

“It’s a tract,” Carolyn said showing me the bill. On the other side was the Million dollar question,

Will you go to Heaven?

Innovative idea.

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