May
31
Cadaver calculator
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Well by body is worth: $3890.00
OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets
Maybe I need to eat better, drink less soda, exercise, throw in the odd colon cleanse now and again and grow taller or something. LOL
Or maybe they figure it out on if your body is unusual and scientifically useful.
I answered the questions as honestly as I could, maybe I should fudge a little to up my price. In fact if I’m an extremely tall albino with elephantitis I can up my value considerably.
May
31
Grandpa snoring
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Alec and his sister Aurianna, two of our grandkids, spent the night last night. We all had fun and they enjoy spending the night here. I slept upstairs and Carolyn slept downstairs with the kids.
Aurianna was got up at about 2AM to use the bathroom and spoke to grandma who was still awake. They were both laughing because Aurianna commented on how grandpa snores so loud you can hear him all the way downstairs!
I guess I shall get me one of those mouth guard things that clears the airway and helps reduce snoring.
Apparently I snore louder than her Dad, which apparently is loud. Dang, kids just say like they see it.
Looking for vacation destinations, check out Outer Banks, somewhere in Carolina I guess.
May
30
Lady move the feck over
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On the bus, a single bus instead of the usual double articulated bus. Bus is getting crowded, I got my seat and I ain’t giving it up. We get to the transit center and more people pile on. A woman sits on the outer seat and has her bag on the inner window seat, while people are looking for seats. Several look at the woman but pass her by.
Then one passenger asks her to move her bag so she can sit down.
YES!
About bloody time, what did she think that she could monopolize two frickin’ seats? She only paid once!
Some people, so inconsiderate, I would have asked her to move too if I had been walking up the aisle. I would’ve ignored the dirty look too.
May
30
Open letter to neighbor
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Open Letter: To neighbor who won’t read this.
I don’t mind you bemoaning your life and how your ill-health is a problem and that you are on a constant search for diet pills that work and how the doctor says if you lost the weight you’d be so much healthier.
I would be more sympathetic to your cause if you weren’t standing there stuffing McDonalds fast food down your neck like it is going out of fashion while you tell me that.
Also, eating and talking don’t mix, food can go down the wrong way and choke, and try as I might I would have a hell of a time giving you the Heimlich maneuver!
May
29
BBC News Friday: Early Mars Bar flavor was pineapple.
BBC site has an article about candy and mentions one of the earliest ideas for a Mars Bar flavor was pineapple, apparently it flopped. Mmm I would try that, I like pineapple.
The Mars Bar in the UK is different to here in the States, theirs doesn’t have nuts in it.
I liked the ads featured on that page, Fry’s chocolate, Rowntree’s fruit gums and Spangles, some of my favorite candy. Here in the states I like Three Musketeers as they are very much like the Milky Way bar in the UK. The Milk Way bar here in the US is like the UK Mars Bar.
If like me, you are prone to buy a new watch before the battery in your current one runs out, you may be interested in the Blancpain watches. Some nice styles and features. I know, I could easily just buy a new battery, but I get fed up looking at the same watch face after a while.
May
28
Grandchild number nine
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We just heard from our son’s wife that the baby she is expecting, our ninth grandchild, is a girl. I told them before when they asked what sex the baby will be that it would be a girl. The kids make a point to ask me as I tend to get the answer right.
The new baby will be called Emma Raven, and will the couple’s third child, they have Jade Marie and Gage Hunter.
Our youngest daughter’s kids are called Aurianna Jade and Alec’ Zander.
They are coming up with cool names.
So nine grand kids, what sports team can I make a team for?
May
27
Ghost in a bottle
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LOL Found a site, where if you have $20.00 you don’t know what to do with, you can buy a ghost in a bottle!
Just don’t open or break the bottle.
If I am spending twenty bucks on a ghost in a bottle, then make mine of the Jack Daniels spirit kind!
- This is not a sponsored post, just something funny I found [↩]
May
27
Grandpa you are Indiana Jones
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Our grandson Alec likes to come around and play in the closets under the stairs. I’ll throw a blanket over a couple of chairs and they love to play in the “fort” I made for them.
When he saw me wearing my Indiana Jones hat he swears blind “Grandpa is Indiana Jones.”
He likes it when he have adventures around the house and hide things and explore and find what was hidden. I have to admit enjoy being a grandpa, it is fun and I get to play kids games again.
I wonder why of late I keep getting tons of circulars from wine clubs? We don’t even drink a huge amount of wine, margaritas are my usual potion of choice or a vodka martini now and again.




