Carolyn told me she was going across the street to go see her Mom, she was going to get some more yarn to finish a crochet project she is working on.
“Uh-huh, ” I said rolling my eyes.
“What?”
“Whenever you go over to your Mom’s you come back with all manner of junk she doesn’t need anymore.”
“No I don’t!”
So shortly afterwards she returns with bags of yarn and other assorted items that Mom no longer needed. She threw me a large black trash bag, “Mom sent this over for you.”
I opened the bag and there was something huge made of brown fur inside, “What the…” Pulling it out I discovered it was a bear suit complete with feet, hands and removable head. Just what I always wanted!
I tried it on and went into the living room, Carolyn was laughing: “Looks like the big bear is pleased to see me,” she said pointing to my crotch.
“Huh?”
“You’ve got the suit on backwards.”
Oops.
I put it on the right way and Carolyn told me we could get rid of the suit.
“No way, I’m going to be scaring the beheebus out of the grand kids with this!”
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Nice story, I pity the grandchildren. The bit that caught my attention is the fact that you stay across the street from your mother-in-law. That would definitely not work for me and my mother-in-law.
Yeah, but she is 75 and has a new husband who is twenty years younger so she is busy and not a hassle.
That. Is. Awesome!
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I’m going to have the grand kids crapping their pants when I jump out at them, or they’ll beat the crap out of the scary bear.
Pretty funny. I remember when I was 8yrs old and my uncle put on a bear suit and came to my window at night time. It was a bear scratching to get into my room and growing at me. It scare the crap out of me. LOL.
If the kids brig their dog with them I may get mauled before I get a chance to scare the kids.
That’s a scary bear if you don’t mind me saying so. Glad you won’t be leaping out infront of me in that. You’d get a slap!
I didn’t think anyone crochetetted (Ugh?) anymore. My Nana used to crochet me hot pants as a girl – I hated them, but my mum made me wear them.
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Wife is crocheting a square of yarn that is getting bigger and bigger all the time.
I bet you are glad she went over there. That’s a major score right there.
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Yeah, I guess it was, grand kids are going to “love it”.
Well I bet you’ll be enjoying it more than the grandkids
For the moment I did as I am working on uncluttering and changing a few features.
btw, Mik did you remove your EC drop card?
Oops, now I’m replying to wrong comments, I need more caffeine. I removed EC for now and yes the bear suit could be fun.
You do know that when they crap their pants… Grandpa will be doing the clean-up right?
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Good point, mm methinks I might rethink.
BWAHAHAHA!! I love that!
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It is fun if not a bit itchy and scratchy.