I’ve been looking at watches again, various brands, Seiko, Citizen, Timex and Sector watches, I rarely get to buy a replacement battery for my watches. I usually get fed up looking at the same watch and get a new one before the battery runs out. I have had all sorts of watches in all prices ranges. I think nothing on going to one of those wheeled carts in the mall and getting a watch for ten bucks.

I have always wanted to get myself a stainless steel Rolex Submariner , I have come close to getting one but each time spent the money on something else, this last time I got the laptop and accessories instead. I think although the Rolex would be nice but I’d be paranoid about scratching it or dinging it in some way wearing it everyday.

I’m sitting here at the computer and I realized that over the TV I can hear water bubbling wtf. I got up and checked the vanity sink then went into the bathroom to check the tub and toilet, nope nothing there.

I then mute the TV and can hear the sound coming from Carolyn’s desk, her computer screen is blank but her computer is on. I tap the space bar and her screen saver is on, a realistic fish tank with fish swimming around and the sound of the tank water filter bubbling away!

What?

Hilton Head rentals, sorry had to say it, Hilton Head who came up with that for a name for a holiday destination?

Conjures up certain mental images, or maybe that’s just me!

I see Miss Hilton splayed across a chaise lounge with a long line of sweaty gits standing in line with handfuls of dollar bills. My bad, but of course this is just a mental aberration on my part and now I can’t get it outta my mind Arghhh.

This link takes you to a site where there are some awesome pictures of various companies office spaces. I have seen the Google pictures before but some of the others are awesome. I think it would be very cool to work in such environments.

Office Spaces

I made a LOL picture, only so many cute cat LOL pictures I can look at. Saw the Bowie picture and thought of Escher, probably not original, not very funny either but hey I’m trying.

Been off work sick for a couple of days and surfing the net have had my fill of funny pictures of cats and other animals with silly sayings, so wanted to add my own to the mix.

Looking for a cool watch, check out these Parmigiani watches, hopefully they don’t smell like stinky cheese!

I came in from going to the store and Carolyn was in the other room, I shouted to her excitedly, “Hey look honey, I got something great, a bag of rubbers.”

I hear a slightly incredulous answer, “A bag of WHAT?”

“Rubbers, from Party City.”

“They sell them in bags and at Party City?”

“Yes a bag of 72 with Smiley Faces on them.”

“Smiley Faces,what? rubbers, they have Smiley Faces on them?”

“Yes and they are multi-colored too.”

Carolyn walks in the dining room, “Why do you need rubbers…what?…you..ejit, you’ve been here ten years you’d think you would learn to call things by the names we call them in the US not the bloody UK numb skull,” with that she walks off shaking her head.

“You’d think,” LOL

Drives her crazy when I do that.

The book in the picture is what I am currently reading, Maurice Fogel in Search of the Sensational.

Well by body is worth: $3890.00The Cadaver Calculator - Find out how much your body is worth.

OnePlusYou Quizzes and Widgets

Maybe I need to eat better, drink less soda, exercise, throw in the odd colon cleanse now and again and grow taller or something. LOL

Or maybe they figure it out on if your body is unusual and scientifically useful.

I answered the questions as honestly as I could, maybe I should fudge a little to up my price. In fact if I’m an extremely tall albino with elephantitis I can up my value considerably.

LOL Found a site, where if you have $20.00 you don’t know what to do with, you can buy a ghost in a bottle!

Just don’t open or break the bottle.

Ghost in a bottle ¹

If I am spending twenty bucks on a ghost in a bottle, then make mine of the Jack Daniels spirit kind!

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